September 26, 1991

On September 26, 1991, Four men and four women entered “Biosphere II” in Oracle, Arizona. It was a scientific project intended to understand the dangers and hazards of future space colonies. On September 26, 1993, all eight people exited the Biosphere alive. The good news was that nobody died. The bad news was that everyone farted too much and there was no dog to blame it on.

You never hear about Biosphere I. Why? Because it vanished, as soon as it went online. It later turned out that it had been taken back in time to use as a base in a great war... and Pauley Shore might’ve also been involved somehow. Share Twisted-History, if you think I need to have my memory banks checked.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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