September 8, 2015

On September 8, 2015, British researchers revealed that evidence of a larger version of Stonehenge had been found about 2 miles from the original Stonehenge location. They had identified 90 buried stones that had been found through the use of ground penetrating radar. Miskatonic University of Providence, RI was asked if the ancient druids had buried an uncaring and malicious eldritch space-god beneath the stones. Professor Ferdinand C. Ashley IV, said, “Without a doubt.” When asked if the ancient evil could be released unintentionally, he said, “Ask again later.” The last question asked of Professor Ashley was would humanity survive if the thing buried beneath the recently discover Henge was released. He said, “My sources say no.”

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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2 Responses to September 8, 2015

  1. Quinn Richardson says:

    We all have a role to play in the game of life, my friend.

  2. Don Croner says:

    I have the fondest memories of studying under Professor Ferdinand C. Ashley. I will never forget his lecture on Alamut.

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