October 25, 2000

On October 25, 2000, AT&T Corporation announced that it had finally attended family counseling and because of the help of its therapist, it would be restructuring into a family of four, separately trading companies. AT&T Business would be the Daddy, AT&T Consumer would be the Mommy, and AT&T Broadband and AT&T Wireless would be the two lovable children. It didn’t take long for AT&T Business to be caught in a cheap motel with an International floozie discussing under the table business deals for Mexico and Korea. AT&T Consumer quickly asked for a divorce, but decided against it for the kids’ sake, although she knew she’d never be able to trust AT&T Business ever again.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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