June 24, 1947

On June 24, 1947, Kenneth Arnold made the first widely reported UFO sighting near Mount Rainier, Washington. This was also the first case of piloting a spacecraft while under the influence. Craxx, a Grey from Alpha Centauri, had left the intergalactic gambling establishments that are located at Area 51, three sheets to the wind, or as the Grey’s would say, Grarz uuptolla Mektoe. Instead of taking a direct flight out of the atmosphere, he’d decided to joyride around the West Coast and was subsequently sighted by Mr. Arnold. The US Airforce was forced to develop a breathalyzer and all other Greys, Reptilians, and Nordic Whites were required to blow less than a qiztarte before they were allowed to drive.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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One Response to June 24, 1947

  1. Drunk Commenter says:

    Thiss is discrimilation! Why do just aleins go to airia casinos and fly spaceship? Not fair! I get as drunkas allien probaply more drunk and I don’t get invite dto gamble and drink and fly space ship.

    I even wen tto era 551 one time and gaurd said “Your drunk. Go hom.e” but the jokes on him. I was so drunk I could rememberer where my home was, so I could’nt go there.

    I still didn get to cassino or spaceship which isnt’ fair!

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