January 19, 2001

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com! in 2001, President Clinton admitted that he had lied under oath about having sex with Monica Lewinsky. All men everywhere agreed that they would have lied under the same circumstances, especially if their wives were watching. When those same men were polled and asked if the woman in question had been Angela Jolie or Cindy Crawford, these same men agreed that they would have taken out a full-page ad in the newspaper to proclaim their guilt and would have added photos if any had been taken.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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