On October 1, 1957, the first appearance of “In God We Trust” first appeared on paper currency in the United States. From deep beneath his place of rest underneath the Pentagon, Cthulhu was pleased. Jehovah sent him an angel-fax that said, “You know they mean me, right?” and Cthulhu replied, “Do they?”
Gods are the worst. They’re always doing crap like turning into a goose to seduce someone’s wife, trying to talk someone into sacrificing their kid, or devouring the world. Frankly, I don’t trust any of them. Share Twisted-History to put your trust in it instead.