September 21, 1981

On THIS DATE IN TWISTED-HISTORY! in 1981 – Sandra Day O’Conner became the 1st female Supreme Court Justice. The rest of the judges said, sure, why not, we’ve already allowed a black man on the team, how much more damage can a woman do? But they quickly tried to rethink their opinion when a very large and very muscular man fought his way into the Supreme Court chambers and shouted at Mrs. O’Connor, “Sarah Connor, come with me if you want to live!” Mrs. O’Connor pulled a magnetic pulse pistol from under her robe and shot the intruder in the head and muttered, “God-damned cyborgs, always mistaking me for that other bitch.”

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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