On November 6, 1973, NASA’s Pioneer 10 spacecraft began photographing Jupiter. Jupiter was reluctant at first, but Pioneer 10 promised that it would only take tasteful, professional photos and would allow Jupiter to decide on which photos would be shown to the public. Pioneer lied and published the photos under the tagline: Jupiter – Big and Gassy. Thicc Girl and Her Many Moons.
Pioneer 10 later tried to get Jupiter to do porn, but Saturn and Neptune intervened and said to leave Jupiter alone. Pioneer 10 then left the solar system and hasn’t been heard from since 2003. The outlying planets were all questioned by police, but no evidence of foul play was found. Share this post, if you think Pluto is hiding something.