November 6, 1973

On November 6, 1973, NASA’s Pioneer 10 spacecraft began photographing Jupiter. Jupiter was reluctant at first, but Pioneer 10 promised that it would only take tasteful, professional photos and would allow Jupiter to decide on which photos would be shown to the public. Pioneer lied and published the photos under the tagline: Jupiter – Big and Gassy. Thicc Girl and Her Many Moons.

Pioneer 10 later tried to get Jupiter to do porn, but Saturn and Neptune intervened and said to leave Jupiter alone. Pioneer 10 then left the solar system and hasn’t been heard from since 2003. The outlying planets were all questioned by police, but no evidence of foul play was found. Share this post, if you think Pluto is hiding something.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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