May 6, 2006

On This Date in in 2009, the state of Maine legalized gay marriage. Maine Governor John Baldacci signed the act and said, “What two people have to do to survive these brutal Maine Winter’s is really none of the government’s business.” The Governor was still dead set against allowing interspecies marriages as he said it was unnatural. Bear and Moose Love activists have vowed to never give up the fight as long as a single bear and moose couple want to get married and it doesn’t matter how much the moose protests and claims it’s a prey species and the bear is trying to kill and eat it. The Bear and Moose Love activists claim that with the proper counseling that Bear on Moose violence will decrease to acceptable levels.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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