July 2, 1991

On July 2, 1991, Donald Trump proposed to Marla Maples and gave her a 7.5 carat diamond ring. He was still married to his first wife, Ivana, and would be until his divorce on March 22, 1992. When world famous psychic, Miss Cleo, was asked about the significance of Donald giving Marla a 7.5 carat diamond ring, she replied that it meant that Donald was going to sleep with at least seven porn-stars and one midget during their marriage. Ivana also hinted toward Marla that she needed to get a good prenup that had a money punishment for every time Donald cheated on her. She said it was a hell of a lot better than a swear-jar and once the new-wife smell wore off, Donald was going to cheat. Donald and Marla got married in 1993 and divorced in 1999. Apparently the new-wife smell wore off in 1996.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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