February 8, 2019

Posted on February 8, 2021 by Joel Byers

On February 8, 2019, a drunk Peter Michael Elaqua, of New Port Richey, Florida, was arrested after shoving his girlfriend into a chair and then hitting her in the face with a burrito. A deputy found the woman with a money shot of the contents of the burrito splattered across her face, neck and shoulder areas. Mr. Elaqua was arrested on charges of domestic abuse and assault with a delicious burrito.

Mr. Elaqua insisted that it wasn’t his fault his girlfriend forgot her safe word. Share Twisted-History. And don’t forget your safe word.

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About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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