Monthly Archives: September 2014

September 10, 1897

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com in 1897 British police arrest London taxi driver George Smith for drunken driving. They determined that he was drunk because he first, acted and talked in a drunken manner and second, he drove straight into a building. When asked why he did so, he said, “Well officer, that sumbitch building … Continue reading

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September 9, 1836

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com in 1836 Abraham Lincoln received his license to practice law. Three hours later he killed his first zombie.

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September 8, 1504

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com in 1504, Michelangelo’s 13-foot marble statue of David was unveiled in Florence, Italy. All the men in attendance quietly remarked on how large David’s hands were and also how small his penis was. The women in attendance just said, “em-hmmm” as they stared at his butt.

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September 7, 1880

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com in 1880, George Ligowsky of Cincinnati was granted a patent for his device that threw clay pigeons for trapshooters. His original idea was one based upon a trebuchet and the illustration that was sent with his original patent showed the device throwing small piglets into the air as riflemen shot … Continue reading

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September 6, 1992

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com in 1992 a 35-year old man died ten weeks after receiving a transplanted baboon liver. Chim-Chim, the Smoking Chimpanzee immediately protested and said that Theodore the Belligerent Baboon had died ten weeks earlier under suspicious circumstances and that his donor card had not even been signed on the back.

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September 5, 1900

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com in 1900 France proclaimed a protectorate over Chad. Chad Rochambeau, a seventh grader at St. Mary Mother of God’s School For Secondary Education located in Baton Rouge, LA, thought France meant him. On September 6th, he started a fight with the much larger and burly Edwin Toullouse, a fellow seventh … Continue reading

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September 4, 1967

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com in 1967 “Gilligan’s Island” aired for the last time on CBS-TV and had run for 98 shows. It was from this show that the famous personality quiz choice, “Ginger or Mary Ann” was born. Mary Ann in the morning, Ginger at night is the only right answer.

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September 3, 1895

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com in 1895 the first professional football game was played in Latrobe, PA. The Latrobe YMCA defeated the Jeannette Athletic Club 12-0. Several of the attendees mentioned that if someone was to sell beer and bratwursts at one of these events, they’d make a small killing.

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September 2, 1901

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com in 1901, Theodore Roosevelt, then Vice President, while giving a speech at the Minnesota State Fair said his most famous line “Speak softly and carry a big stick”. When Kate Barker heard this, she acknowledged that a big stick was useful at times, but she preferred to “Talk like a … Continue reading

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September 1, 1689

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com in 1689 Tsar Peter the Great of Russia placed a tax on men’s beards. Peter the Great wanted to drag Russia into the 17th Century and by forcing Russian men to shave their facial hair, he hoped to at the very least improve their looks. Russian women were allowed to … Continue reading

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