On November 27, 2018, Arizona Man decided to give Florida Man a run for his money. The Buckeye Arizona police department was called to respond to a disturbance at the local Walmart. Apparently a 2nd Amendmenter had decided to carry his unholstered pistol beneath his waistband. In Arizona this is legal, as it doesn’t require a permit or a holster, to legally carry a gun. The pistol-packing patriot was in the meat department when he felt the urge to adjust his junk (and by junk, I mean his pistol), when he accidently pulled the trigger and shot his sausage off. Yep. He de-penised himself in the meat department at Walmart. You can’t make this stuff up. The Buckeye police department and the local hospital both refused to identify the man as he hadn’t committed a crime, he’d just accidently Bruce Jenner’ed himself.
I don't know why so many human males insist on waving those things around all the time. And also guns. Share Twisted-History. And keep it in your pants... except the gun, which should probably be in a holster.
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