November 27, 2018

On November 27, 2018, Arizona Man decided to give Florida Man a run for his money. The Buckeye Arizona police department was called to respond to a disturbance at the local Walmart. Apparently a 2nd Amendmenter had decided to carry his unholstered pistol beneath his waistband. In Arizona this is legal, as it doesn’t require a permit or a holster, to legally carry a gun. The pistol-packing patriot was in the meat department when he felt the urge to adjust his junk (and by junk, I mean his pistol), when he accidently pulled the trigger and shot his sausage off. Yep. He de-penised himself in the meat department at Walmart. You can’t make this stuff up. The Buckeye police department and the local hospital both refused to identify the man as he hadn’t committed a crime, he’d just accidently Bruce Jenner’ed himself.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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