February 9, 2020

On February 9, 2020, 20-year-old Australian Bradley Streeter proved why women live longer than men. Streeter and some of his friends decided to visit the Cave Gardens Sinkhole of Mount Gambier, Australia. While there, Bradley decided to impress his friends and did a handstand on the rails that overlooked the 100-foot fall down to the sinkhole. He lost his balance and Schrodinger’s handstand decided he was both dead and really dead. Murphy’s law kicked in and Streeter tipped over backwards and fell to the rocky floor 100 feet below. Please remember, when you decide to perform a handstand over a precipice, the chances of falling are automatically increased if the Grim Reaper who is observing your antics is a fan of the ‘Wilhelm Scream.’

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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