December 31, 2020

On December 31, 2020, the world greeted the end of this year and said, “It’s about damn time.” With a global pandemic killing millions, murder hornets, Australia caught fire and wouldn’t stop burning, Donald Trump was impeached but the Republican Senate wouldn’t even try him, Donald Trump was impeached and at the end of 2020 the Republican Senate regretted not trying and convicting him, murder hornets, the stock market crashed and people still don’t understand that when stock prices are inflated through speculation, that the market is going to crash, murder hornets, police kept killing unarmed black people and even a large percentage of white people started saying, “This shit needs to stop”, Kim Jong Un didn’t die, he just teased us, murder hornets, radical white nationalists plotted to kidnap and murder the governor of Wisconsin and President Trump refuses to condemn them, California said ‘hold my beer’ to Australia and caught fire, 300,000 thousand US citizens died from Covid and Trump shrugged his shoulders and said “It could have been worse”, Alex Trebek died from cancer, Trump lost the election for the US Presidency by the same Electoral College margin that he won in 2016 and never conceded and did everything he could to rip the country apart so he could stay in power like a Third World country dictator, the Republican Party was afraid to spank Trump’s ass for that bullshit, Trump’s lawyers claim election fraud but cannot provide any proof, murder hornets, Trump’s lawyers claim that the dead Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez came back from the grave and helped Biden cheat in 2020,  and murder hornets. 2021, if you’re anything like 2020, I’m throat-punching you.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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