October 11, 1975

On October 11, 1975, Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham were married in Fayetteville, Arkansas. Thicc, almost pretty women throughout Arkansas put down their Malboros and shot-gunned a Pabst Blue Ribbon in acknowledgement of the one that got away. For at least 60 months, that is, because they knew Billy-boy would be hitting the honkey-tonks as soon as his wife got promoted to senior partner in whichever law firm she’d be working for in five years. The female of the species in Arkansas knew the Clintons’ had a type, and it wasn’t Harvard educated, it was a hard-drinking, white-trashy woman who’d tell a state patrolman to kiss her ass.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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