On December 6, 1998, Hugo Chavez was victorious in the Presidential elections in Venezuela. The El Presidente was able to use the dirty tricks he learned at this time to sway the American Presidential elections in 2020, even though he had to claw his undead way out of the grave to do so, since he’d been dead since 2013. How do we know this? Because the American President Unelected, Donald Trump, swears Zombie Chavez caused the voting machines to swap his votes to Joe Biden. Donald Trump and Ruddy Rudy Guiliani swear Joe Biden and Kamala Harris were practicers of Santeria and using a dead black rooster and a OUIJA board, they were able to get the codes of the Dominion machines from Chavez, and steal the election. Guiliani claims he has witnesses ready to stand in front of a judge at the Four Seasons Massage Parlor just off exit 27 on Highway 184 in Idaho, where every massage includes the continental breakfast, so please tip your masseuse.
I wouldn't normally recommend the food at a massage parlor, but the continental breakfast at the Four Seasons is quite exceptional. I don't actually eat, of course, but my human friends all rave about it. Share this post to try the fruit plate.
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