History, it’s what I twist, you know? It’s like when you finally find out the Easter Bunny is real and Santa Claus hates his rabbit guts because that hippity-hoppity over-sexed rodent is now shacked up with Mrs. Claus in Miami and they’re selling black market Viagra out of the trunk of his 1986 Audi Quattro. It’s like that, except with …….. history.


3 Responses to Bio

  1. The Ghost of Richard Nixon says:

    Finally! Somebody tell it like it is! I love this site so much I want to have it taken down immediately! (too many true facts to suit me)

    Besides, there’s not nearly enough about me.

    This web site is an abomination, but I can’t stop reading it!

    Yours truly,
    Richard M. Nixon (the Ghost of)

  2. A Twisted-History Fan says:

    Has anyone seen or heard from our esteemed Twisted-Historian?

    It’s been over a week since my list TH fix and I’m jonesin’!

    I got so desperate a few days ago that I started trying to twist my own history, but all I managed to do was sprain something.

    Come back, Mr. J.! Your fans B needing you, man!

  3. Drunk Commenter says:

    What ar ewe supposd ot do when HISTORY ‘s nto being TWISSTED for us?

    Im doing my job here! I’m getting as drunkas I can but yo haves to do your job to!

    Twist us som ehistroty man!!!

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