June 26, 1997

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com! in 1997 the U.S. Supreme Court struck down the Communications Decency Act of 1996 that made it illegal to distribute indecent material on the ‘Internet’ and once again, the ‘Porn’ flowed like water through the internet, although it had never really stopped as Porn has been the most downloaded and viewed subject of the internet since its inception. It’s even been proven by archeologists that the Egyptians and the Romans earlier attempts at creating the internet were also heavy on the porn. Many of the hieroglyphs of the Egyptians that showed animal and human combinations were either their attempts to explain why man was not meant to ‘love’ the animals of the Nile Valley or it was the rampant recreational drug use by the priest caste. In addition much of the graffiti discovered on the walls of Pompeii were found to be graphic descriptions of Mad Cassius’s sister’s breasts and body and how they could be had for the affordable and low, low price of just three (3) denarii. Cassius also explained that he had to be mad if he was letting his near virginal sister go for such a low, low price.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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One Response to June 26, 1997

  1. Angry Netizen says:

    This is bullsh*t! You can’t f*ckin’ let people do whatever the h*ll they way on the internets! Was the Supreme Court f*ckin’ crazy? What the h*ll were they thinking?

    By the way, do you know how I can get in touch with Mad Cassius? No reason.

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