Tag Archives: Cows

January 3, 1871

Posted on January 3, 2021 by Joel Byers

On January 3, 1871, Henry W. Bradley patented oleomargarine. This was just one of the many steps that the Illuminati have used to take over the world. Oleomargarine, also called margarine, also called oleo, also called marge, also called “that crap that… Continue reading →

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April 9, 1872

Posted on April 9, 2020 by Joel Byers

On April 9, 1872 Samuel R. Percy received a US patent for dried milk. This was a huge scientific invention in a time before wholesale refrigeration. Armies, prospectors, naval ships, and the poor finally had access to a milk substitute that was nutritious, light, and could be stored for months at a time. Mr. Percy … Continue reading →

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April 1, 2020

Posted on April 1, 2020 by Joel Byers

Breaking news! On April 1, 2020, the University of Farmington, Farmington, Michigan announced that it had achieved a significant breakthrough in producing a more meat-like meat substitute. The University of Farmington’s Department of Biology and Chemical Science lead by Professors Philip Brainard, Roy Hinkley, Jr and William Dyer IV had combined the DNA of a … Continue reading →

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February 18, 1930

Posted on February 18, 2020 by Joel Byers

On February 18, 1930, Elm Farm Ollie, a Guernsey cow, was the first cow to be flown on an airplane. Another first that happened on that flight was that she was also the first cow to be milked while flown on an airplane. This was done to supposedly allow scientists to observe the in-flight effects … Continue reading →

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November 14, 1856

Posted on November 14, 2019 by Joel Byers

On November 14, 1856, American inventor Gail Borden was issued a patent for the technology related to his invention of condensed milk. He said the hardest part was shrinking the cows down to the correct size because it was a real mess when the cows imploded in the shrinking process. He also said that if … Continue reading →

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August 15, 1960

Posted on August 15, 2019 by Joel Byers

On August 15, 1960, it was reported that a UFO was sighted by two California highway patrolmen searching for a speeding motorcyclist. Patrolmen Stanley Scott and Charles Carson claimed that it was a large red glowing football shaped object. It was spotted suspiciously hovering over a field. They were able to chase it as it … Continue reading →

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January 20, 1998

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Joel Byers

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com! in 1998, American scientist announced that they had cloned two calves, named George and Charlie, under a new, more efficient technique that could allow for the possibility creating a cow that could produce different types of medicine as part of it’s milk. Scientist say it would be possible to have … Continue reading →

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August 10

Posted on August 10, 2014 by Joel Byers

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com 1859 – In Boston, MA the first milk inspectors were appointed. Six months later, James Standwich petitioned the Boston City Council and was appointed the city’s first and official ‘Teet’ Inspector. Within a week 176 women between the ages of 16 and 81 angrily stormed the City Council’s office. The … Continue reading →

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February 18, 1930

Posted on February 18, 2014 by Joel Byers

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com! in 1930 Elm Farm’s Ollie became the first cow to fly in an airplane. Elm Farm’s Ollie also became the first cow to defecate in an airplane. Elm Farm’s Ollie’s cow poop became the first cow poop to be shoveled and thrown from an airplane. Russell Hardicourt became the first … Continue reading →

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January 11, 1878

Posted on January 11, 2014 by Joel Byers

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com! in 1878, in New York City, milk was delivered in glass bottles for the first time by Alexander Campbell, effectively putting an end to the practice of milk farmers having to walk their cows up and down the streets hawking their wares. The familiar, “Come and get it warm straight … Continue reading →

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