September 8, 1994

On this date in in 1994 the MTV awards featured newlyweds Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley. A loud whirring noise was heard emanating from Graceland as geologists estimated that Elvis’s corpse was spinning at close to 18,000 rpm.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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2 Responses to September 8, 1994

  1. 90's Stand-up Comic says:

    Whoa! I haven’t seen a beard like that since Sebastian Cabot died, am I right?

    What? Too soon?

  2. A Poet Of Some Small Renown says:

    “Choose wisely.
    Make a unique space
    to avoid this.

    selling your video game system
    prior to purchasing a new one.”

    some lovely spam
    disguised as a blog comment.

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