September 15, 2011

On THIS DATE IN TWISTED-HISTORY! in 2011, the Australian passport rules were changed to allowed indeterminate to be listed as a gender along with male and female. Rejected were; (1) Man trapped in a woman’s body, (2) Woman trapped in a man’s body, (3) Xzargodian third stage, (4) Two dicks, no waiting, and (5) Gender! We don’t need no stinking gender here! New Zealand and Germany entered an official protest with the United Nations as both countries claimed they were going to be the first to offer Xzargodian third stage as a gender, but with Australia officially vetoing it, they were going to be forced to allow transgendered as the official third gender and the “Two vaginas, twice the fun” as the officially rejected gender. The Japanese quickly asked the United Nations if they could include Yaoi as an official gender. The United Nations Official for Gender Designation refused to even speak to the Japanese representative and walked away in disgust.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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