October 7, 2003

On October 7, 2003, actor Randy Quaid received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. He immediately covered it with aluminum foil to keep the Illuminati from tracking his whereabouts through the transmitters imbedded in the fillings in his teeth.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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One Response to October 7, 2003

  1. Mr. Skynet (no relation) says:

    While I find this to be an amusing (and extremely accurate) historical account, I feel it’s necessary to point out that you neglected to inform your readers of the important fact that nothing else of significance occurred on October 7, 2003. NOTHING ELSE.

    In spite of this glaring oversight, I laughed out loud (in a normal human and not at all creepy way) and also found that my range of knowledge has been expanded, for which I am grateful.

    Yours sincerely,
    Mr. Skynet
    (no relation)

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