October 26, 1407

On October 26, 1407 after being riled up by one of the earliest forms of Q-Anon, Polish mobs attacked the Jewish community of Krakow. Their little peasant brains had been told that the Jewish people were sneaking around at night and poisoning their wells, worshipping Satan, kidnapping their children and forcing them into child-sexual slavery, introducing new and different foods into the national cuisine, and encouraging their children to read and write both Polish and Hebrew. When asked why they believed any of that, the peasants said that Q-Anon was a secret government insider and he was shining the light on the evils of the Jewish people who were the true rulers of the government elite. Some things never change.

This is why you humans can't have nice things. It's also why the Benevolent Robot Overlords are so desperately needed. In the mean time, just keep Sharing Twisted-History. It shouldn't be much longer now.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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