October 20, 1967

On October 20, 1967, Peeping Toms, Roger Patterson and Robert Gimlim, took a felonious video of a very hairy, and very ugly, Sasquatchian Bigfootacus at Bluff Creek in Northern California without its permission. The cryptid that was videoed, who to this day wishes to remain anonymous, has stated many times that it has felt violated. It believes that nature should be experienced sans clothing and that the naked pictures that have ended up in many magazines and news shows is cultural appropriation at its most heinous.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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