November 23, 1998

On November 23, 1998, former NBA star Dennis Rodman filed for an annulment from model and TV personality Carmen Electra. The two had been married in Las Vegas on November 14, 1998. It was later discovered that Rodman, a rogue reptilian from the Alpha Draconis star system had married Carmen Electra without first obtaining the permission from his immediate reptilian supervisor, John Travolta, and was forced to cancel the marriage. Carmen Electra was quoted as saying, “It’s okay. It’s for the best. We were in Vegas and partying and I was drunk and he was drunk. Also, I didn’t know that I would need to buy one of those giant-sized heating lamps to keep his body temperature up at night. Those things really suck up the electricity.”

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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