November 2, 1988

On This Date in! in 1988 the first Mrs. America beauty pageant was held. In a surprise upset, Mrs. Cynthia Richards of Little Rock, Arkansas won the Guilt competition over the favorite, Mrs. Harold Feinstein of New York City, New York. Mrs. Richards performance of the classic “You’re breaking my heart and you won’t even clean your room” won the judges approval over Mrs. Feinstein’s avant garde presentation of “David Cohen visits his mother on Passover and he even brings the tramp of a whore he’s dating, you could at least bring the tramp of a whore you’re dating.”

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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