May 27, 1998

On May 27, 1998, American actor, Charlie Sheen was admitted to a Los Angeles hospital for a drug overdose. It was later leaked that the hospital determined through medical testing that Mr. Sheen had cocaine, ecstasy, LSD, peyote, meth, marijuana, Rogaine, Viagra, tiger’s blood, powdered wizard’s scrotum, alcohol, caffeine, and nicotine in his blood. The doctor’s said they were extremely lucky to find any blood cells in his blood. They said the poor little guys were hiding behind the alcohol and caffeine, as the harder drugs were trying to bully and extort sexual favors from the last few remaining red blood cells. The physicians on call stated that they hadn’t seen anything like this since the last time Ozzie Osbourne overdosed.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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