On May 13, 1559, Netherlands Anabaptist leader, David Joris, had his three year old corpse exhumed in Basel. His corpse was then convicted of heresy and burned as punishment. Turns out people with grudges can still act childish and throw stones even after you die. The person with a grudge? His son-in-law Anabaptist leader Nicolas van Blesdiik. It also turns out that even if everyone around you is Protestant, they may not be the exact kind of Protestant to make you happy with their beliefs. It isn’t about religious freedom, it’s making sure everyone else believes exactly as I do. Exactly as I do. All hail the Cthulhuian Spaghetti Monster and his many noodly tentacles of doom, doom, doom.
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Oh man! Digg upo the cropse of a 3 year old IS MESSEDU UP! I havw to say tho that Babtist kid sure acccomplish a lot tobe so younbg. I’m lik 30 or something and I ve don nothing. I can drimk tho an 3 years old ca’nt do that!
This cronovirus sucks. I’m allways been a sociall drinlker byt now i’m justa socail media drinkeer. LOL!!! Serious tho I hate have to drin alone. I used to drink a lone befores cronovirus but it was nt becaus of HAVE to.
Cronovirus is even make Twisting Histories too! All thes gguest people for social ditstanting are kind of cool even tho that one guy thats talk atthe end has a wierd voice. Theeere cool tho but is not right cronovirus making you doit.
I gotta go! This beer isnt drink itself! LOL!!! Hey, wouln’t that be crazy if beer can drink isself? I’m glad it s not tho. I would hate goto the frigg e and all my beer is gone becuarse it drunk itseolf. LOL!!!