March 4, 2008

On This Date in! in 2008, Gary Gygax the creater of Dungeons and Dragons died at the age of 69. Contrary to conservative southern preachers, the devil did not show up in person to collect his soul. He sent his minions Orcus and Juiblex. Gygax died at his home in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin and left behind his wife, six children, three elves, one dwarf, and four hobbits. The gnomes and dark elves found on his property after his death were sacrificed in accordance to Gygax’s last will and testament to Lolth, Demon Queen of Spiders. His wife, Gail, said it was what he wanted.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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