March 29, 2017

Posted on March 29, 2019 by Joel Byers

On March 29, 2017, a man’s body was found inside a 7 meter (23 foot) long reticulated python in Sulawesi, Indonesia. The villagers of the area noticed that Akbar (no last name given) had been missing for 24 hours and they found the python (no last name given) sluggish and sleepy in the area where Akbar was last seen. The python (no last name given) claimed it didn’t know how Akbar ended up inside its stomach, but it did say that Akbar (no last name given) was acting depressed and non-responsive the last time it talked to him. The reticulated python (no last name given) did suggest a theory. It claimed that Akbar the Depressed must have drugged it and then crawled down its throat to commit suicide. The snake (no last name given) said that if it had been a depressed Akbar, that’s the way it would have wanted to go. Akbar’s neighbors cut the python apart, over its protests, and buried it at the local landfill.

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About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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One Response to March 29, 2017

  1. Drunk Commenter says:
    March 30, 2019 at 10:17 am

    Oh man! How drumk you gotta be to craawl insides asnake? I men I am VERRY drunk righ tnow an theres no way I’d do that! No lasname giben (FUNNU JOKE!!) must’v been drunkerr than me and that soonds impossalble! I shoold an be laughing if some body reallly died bu t this is twists histiry right? npobody really doied? He propably just woke up and wonders “How did I get ib thidds snake? Thats crayzy!!” And everbody just hada good laughs a bout it.

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