March 20, 2002

On March 20, 2002, Actress Pamela Anderson revealed that she had hepatitis C. The entirety of the world said a collective, “No, DUH!, You were married and having sex with the rocker Tommy Lee.” The world then demanded that she reveal what other sexually transmitted diseases she had in the past or was currently carrying, so they could finish filling out their Tommy Lee STD Bingo cards. Edith from Indianapolis said she was one documented cases of Scabies away from winning.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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