June 29, 2007

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com! in 2007 the Apple iPhone went on sale and the Devil officially announced that he was giving up on the events of the Book of Revelations ever happening. In his press release he stated that humanity now ‘scared’ him and that technology had outpaced anything that the Apostle John could have foreseen. Lucifer said that humanity could go to hell without him and that he just wanted to be left alone. But he could still be followed at #stupidthingssatansez.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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One Response to June 29, 2007

  1. #HashTagsAreDumb says:

    I know it’s #trendy to use #hashtags everywhere these days, but I think it’s #stupid and I won’t do it. I also won’t limit myself to 140 ch

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