June 24, 1869

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com! in 2013 the first Twisted-History was written and posted on the Twisted-History.com blog. Chim-Chim the Smoking Chimpanzee has been quoted as saying that the blog is tolerable after smoking some medical marijuana and sipping on the second of three large banana daiquiris.

Also on this date in 1869 Mary Ellen “Mammy” Pleasant officially became the Voodoo Queen in San Francisco, CA. Marie Laveau of New Orleans sent her a Feu Follet to remind her not to get above herself.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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2 Responses to June 24, 1869

  1. Chim-Chim says:

    CHIM-CHIM PRETTY MONKEY. CHIM-CHIM GIVE GOOD REVIEW. CHIM-CHIM CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER NOW?

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