June 12, 2013

On June 12, 2013, Russia passed a law banning gay propaganda. Vladimir Putin acknowledged that all Russian men wanted to be him, but none of them should want to ‘be’ with him, if you know what he meant. He stated that he knew how sexy he was, as Right Said Fred’s I’m Too Sexy was playing in the background, but all Russian men had to know that his capable love making skills were for women only. That when he allowed photographers to photograph him shirtless while holding two, count them, two, AK-47s, it was just to show the Russian men what a capable leader should look like. Not that he ever wondered what spending a cold Russian winter with Brad Pitt and George Clooney would be like. He then left and watched Ocean’s Eleven for the fourteenth time.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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