July 13, 1984

On July 13, 1984, Terry Wallis of Arkansas was injured in a car wreck and left comatose. He stayed in that coma for 19 years before he woke up in June of 2003. People in the year 2016 began wondering if there was a way for them hibernate or sleep through the next four years of the Trump Presidency. In April of the year 2020, they began begging doctors and scientists to find a way for them to hibernate for the next twelve months so they could avoid COVID-19, murder hornets, Saharan Dust Storms, locusts, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s obvious anger at America for electing Trump.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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