July 1, 1963

Posted on July 1, 2019 by Joel Byers

On July 1, 1963, the second step of the Illuminati usurpation of the United States was put into place. The US Postmaster General, Edward Day, introduced the five-digit ZIP code, thereby allowing the government to know where everyone lived. This was the fruition of the original plan of world domination set into motion by the original Postmaster General, Benjamin Franklin. The first step was the forced issuing of social security numbers to the American population in November 1936. The third step was to convince people that the world is round, and not shaped like a big, tasty, beef and bean burrito, that has a huge ice-wall that surrounds its edge. The fourth step was to put fluoride into America’s drinking water. The fifth step was to trick MTV into showing ‘reality TV’ instead of music videos. The sixth and final step was to … Excuse me. There is no sixth and final step. This blog is the satirical postings of a madman and are not to be confused with fact. The Illuminati is not real. Please go back to drinking your fluoridated tap-water and watching your comforting reality television.

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About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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One Response to July 1, 1963

  1. Tinfoil Bob says:
    July 1, 2019 at 5:57 am

    You Burrito-Earthers give legitimate conspiracy theorists a bad name. Instead of putting forth reasonable, scientific theories like flat-Earth and chemtrails, you spread this unfounded nonsense about a burrito-shaped Earth, which everyone knows is ridiculous.

    Anyone with half-a-brain (which I assure you, I have) who is willing to do a little research (I mean REAL research, not mindless globist talking points) can easily disprove the Burrito-Earth concept (I refuse to call it a “theory”) WITH SCIENCE!

    First off, according to SCIENCE, space is filled with microwave radiation, right? Well, everyone knows that if your tasty beef-and-bean burrito is surrounded by an ice wall, all you have to do is (you guessed it), put it in the MICROWAVE. Which means it’s not possible for a burrito-shaped Earth to be surrounded by an ice wall. Case closed. Science says so!

    I hope you will take a little time and think more carefully before posting nonsense like this in the future.

    Tinfoil Bob

    P.S. Now I really want a tasty beef-and-bean burrito…

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