On January 3, 1871, Henry W. Bradley patented oleomargarine. This was just one of the many steps that the Illuminati have used to take over the world. Oleomargarine, also called margarine, also called oleo, also called marge, also called “that crap that doesn’t taste a thing like butter”, is a cheap knock-off that combines refined vegetable oil and water to make a cheaper, butter substitute. If you use margarine, you’ll put hard working dairy cows out of business. Do you want to see Daisy in an alley giving away milk-jobs to support her somatotropin habit? That’s what’ll happen if you support big Margarine. Protect American cow jobs, eat real butter.
If you enjoyed this rant about margarine, Share this post to hear the Twisted-Historian's thoughts on fake cheese. That one can go on for days. But I agree with him, even though I don't eat. Nothing is more disappointing than being in the mood for some high-grade motor oil, only to find out all they have is synthetic.