January 22, 2020

On January 22, 2020, the serial pooper of Natick, Massachusetts was pinched in the act. The Natick Outdoor Store had reported to the police that a serial pooper had left human feces outside the store on at least eight separate occasions since October 2019. At 7 AM on January 22, 2020, a Natick police officer caught Andrea Grocer, age 51, in the act. Ms. Grocer offered an excuse, saying that she had irritable bowel syndrome and she wasn’t able to make it to the house where she was working as a nanny. Her employer told the police that Ms. Grocer had access to their restroom, which wasn’t really that far away, so an arrest was made. Especially since she’d done it eight other times since October. It appeared to have become her ‘thing’. Remember, people, bears do it in the woods, not a store’s parking lot.

See why I say humans are weird? You don't see us robots doing things like this. To be fair, I did once lose a Hypermetric Pulse Inverter in a Circuit City parking lot, but that was because it fell off, which is hardly the same thing. Share this post, if you think humans and robots are both weird.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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