January 14, 2019

On January 14, 2019, 30-year-old Bryan Duane Stewart of Milton, Florida became upset with his neighbors and threatened to “kill’em with kindness.” Kindness was Stewart’s machete. Stewart and his machete, Kindness, were subsequently subdued by sheriff deputies with a Taser and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Meth and alcohol were definitely involved.

Among the great named weapons of mythology, such as Mjolnir, Excalibur, Sting, and Vera; Kindness doesn't rank very high, but as a pun, it's further up the list. Share this post to let us know your machete's name. Bonus points if it’s a pun.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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