February 15, 2013

On February 15, 2013 a meteor exploded over Russia, bringing back memories of the Tunguska Event, when a meteor exploded over the Siberian Forest on June 30, 1908.  Although the Chelyabinsk falling space rock did not cause the super-enormous damage that the Siberian very small dinosaur killer did where it flattened almost 800 square miles of dense forest, it did injure 1,500 people and shook buildings and shattered windows. The official explanation was that a very small, previously undetected skipping star stone from space exploded over eastern Russia, causing the damage. The real explanation from deep within NASA was that some teenage Greys did a burnout over Russia after being kicked out of an underground nightclub in Chelyabinsk. It is believed it was these same Greys who were expelled from St. Petersburg by Nicholas II in June 1908 for not paying their vodka tab. Remember, if you’re going to invite extraterrestrials to party, make them pay up front for the vodka and put a security deposit down for the damages. It’s why Roswell has never had a ‘meteor’ explode over it.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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