December 23, 558

On December 23, 558, Clothar I was crowned the King of the Franks. He was Clothar the Traveler and he came in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Merovingians, the Traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then during the third reconciliation of the last of the Burgundian supplicants, they chose a new form for him; that of a giant Slor! Many Thuringians and Visigoths knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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