August 6, 1998

On THIS DAY IN HISTORY in 1998 – Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky spent 8 1/2 hours testifying before a grand jury about her relationship with U.S. President Clinton. After watching it, Larry Flynt declared it was the worse porn he’d ever seen, and he once watched 18 straight hours of the amateur porn movie made by “Call Me Mr. Dick” Cheney when he was a Nixon intern. Flynt declared that while chubby white chicks have their place in the porn industry, it’s not with the President, as that position should be reserved for aging blonde movie stars who are about to lose their sex appeal. Clarence “Chuckles” Thomas agreed and said that the chubby white chicks should be reserved for the Supreme Court.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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