August 31, 2017

On August 31, 2017, research published in “Scientific Reports” strengthen theories that the Neanderthals were the first human species to make glue out of tar. This is also reinforced by the Neanderthalic childish insult of “I am drum, you are glue, what you grunt bounces off me and sticks to you, like mammoth poo.”

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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