August 18, 2022

On August 18, 2004, Donald Trump unveiled his board game called, of course, “Trump the Game”. In this game the players bought and sold real estate, purchased lavish items and made billion-dollar deals. In 2022, two years after being ousted as President, Trump released his next board game, called, of course, “Trump, I Did It My Way”. In this game, the players make racist comments and dog-whistles to appeal to American Nazis and White Power supremacists, get married, cheat on your wife with hookers and porn-stars, get divorced, marry an Eastern European model/softcore porn-star, run for President while lying about your college grades, debase women, handicapped people, and actual war heroes like John McCain, get elected by gaming the electoral college, conspire with Russian oligarchs to sell out America, lie about and hide your financial insolvency, use the American Presidency to bring your financial empire back from the brink of bankruptcy, mishandle the worse pandemic in 100 years causing over 200,000 Americans to lose their lives, parole people who committed felonies because they knew where the bodies where buried, and try to dismantle Social Security and Medicare. The players have to do all this while promising to build a wall to protect America against the brown Mexican horde.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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