August 15, 1960

On August 15, 1960, it was reported that a UFO was sighted by two California highway patrolmen searching for a speeding motorcyclist. Patrolmen Stanley Scott and Charles Carson claimed that it was a large red glowing football shaped object. It was spotted suspiciously hovering over a field. They were able to chase it as it flew through the air for a couple hours before it sped away. Ripsorck Epsilom 14 of Gliese 832, later complained to the American Airforce at Area 51. He said that he made a wrong turn at Mount Rainier and was just trying to get directions, but that the humans in California just assumed that because he was an alien, that he was going to probe their butts. He told the Alien Correspondent Officer the humans frightened him and he was too flustered to just speed off, which is why it took him two hours to get away. Later, when the Air Force went and inspected the field, the cows had unexpectedly become semi-sentient and were holding up signs that said, “Chikins Need Probing Too” and “Ripsorck, Call Me 555-1212”.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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One Response to August 15, 1960

  1. Kim Trells says:

    Area 51 is a Deep State False Flag Operation to cover up the fact that NASA puts Fluoride in Vaccines to make Us believe the Globist Lies!

    The REAL aliens aren’t in Area 51 and They didn’t arrive in 1947. The REAL aliens have been here since Beginning Of Time (6000 years or so ago) and They use Shills like You to promote Web Sites like This One, so all the Sheeple will Stay Asleep and keep believing the BIG LIE.

    Let me know if You ever want to Wake Up and I will Enlighten you with THE TRUTH.

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