August 12, 2015

On this date in in 2008 Russia halted its five-day military assault on Georgia. When Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue learned of the assault on August 11, 2008 he mobilized his secret “Go Fishing” ninja task forces and had them patrol Lake Lanier, Lake Sinclair and the Chattahoochee River to find and repulse any of the Communists that tried to set foot on Georgia soil. When the Federal government finally called him and told him that Russia was attacking ‘Soviet” Georgia and that the Peach State was safe, Sonny just grinned and said “Well, boys, who knew?” Ex-governor Zell Miller sent him an e-mail that read, “I knew, you con-sorned fleabag. I made that same mistake a couple of times in the 1990s. If’n you had paid attention back then, you’d known it.”

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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One Response to August 12, 2015

  1. Старый добрый мальчик (русский) says:

    Уважаемый Грузия Губернатор Пердью,

    Мне бы очень хотелось, чтобы присоединиться к вашей секретной “порыбачить” ниндзя целевую группу. Пожалуйста, рассмотреть мое заявление и ответить на вашего удобства.

    Старый добрый мальчик (русский)

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