April 12, 1985

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com in 1985 Federal inspectors declared that four animals of the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus were not unicorns. They were goats that had a single horn surgically implanted on their foreheads. Also, the fake unicorns did not poop rainbows and preferred sluts over virgins or so the inspectors claimed as the “unicorns” hated them and preferred the circus’s bearded ladies and highwire acrobats.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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