April 12, 1955

On April 12, 1955, Dr. Jonas Salk declared the polio vaccine safe and effective. This was before the internet and idiots and fools had to create their own conspiracy theories and fake science. So, everyone made sure that their children would get the vaccine and save their health and lives. After the internet was invented and people decided they’d seen enough free porn, they started creating idiot conspiracy theories and sharing them. Like vaccines cause autism. No it doesn’t Karen. Or that vaccines are poisoning their children and ruining their health. No it isn’t Chad. Or that chemtrails are spreading estrogen through the air to make men less manly. Goddamnit Becky, even though the last one isn’t true, it is funny. So stop spreading the madness. Vaccines are safe and better for you than catching a disease and surviving it the way God intended. By almost dying and spreading it to others. Be a Jonas Salk, not a Joseph Mercola.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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One Response to April 12, 1955

  1. Asking For A Friend says:

    Is it possible to ever actually have truly seen enough porn?

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