Tag Archives: Jehovah

July 30

On July 30, 1956, the US Congress adopted “In God We Trust” as the official motto of the United States. Jehovah, Odin, Buddha, Zeus, The Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster, Cthulhu, and Cold Hard Cash all were at first happy and … Continue reading

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April 10, 2404 BCE

On April 10, 2404 BCE, while Jehovah was playing the world-building video game, “Earth”, he made a critical error in judgement. He realized this game didn’t have the ability to save and restart at a prior point in time. This … Continue reading

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